I'm allergic to dead grass. 1st grade

I'm going to be a ninjarina for Halloween. It's kinda like a ballerina, but a ninja. Kinder

I can breathe through my eyeball.  3rd grade

How many eyes does your brother have?  Only two.  Kinder

I caught two 3rd grade girls kissing in my class today. When I asked them what they were doing, they said, just having fun and saying hello. 3rd grade

Oh my, that's a huge noggin. 2nd grade

We have to draw a picture, huh? 2nd grade

He is white if you take off his skin. 2nd grade

I color good because I'm special. Kinder

I licked my own scab. 3rd grade

Ms. H, that's kinda scary. 1st grade

I watched the movie "Titantic" and I would rather be on the Titantic than watch the movie again. 4th grade

This looks like two swords, but it's fluffy. 1st grade

Do some more shiny stuff. kinder

You have good artistic differences. 2nd grade

I'm gonna be a dead person for Halloween. Kinder

Ms. H, I made it pokey. 3rd grade

I've got the hiccups and a cough all at the same time. 2nd grade

How done does it have to be? 2nd grade

I'll do it if you go away. Kinder

I can tell your brains have a lot of value. 3rd grader

I can't move my backpack. 2nd grader

Student: I fell off. Me:You fell what? Student: I fell off the ground. Kinder

That would be kinda colorish. Kinder

Seriously, do you have to teach me this. Kinder

I like adding things to mine, it makes it more complicated. Kinder

My cousin works for Walgreens so I get it for free.  4th grade

I could say it but I would mess it up 3 or 4 times. 2nd grade

I pacifically want that doll for Christmas. 1st grade

Can you take it easy on me today because I have an owie. 1st grade