What did one fish say to another? Keep your mouth shut.  2nd grade

But Ms. H, I didn't mean to be out of my seat. I was armwrestling and fell out of my seat, so it's not my fault. 1st grade

I'm gonna be crazy on Wednesday.   1st grade

I'm Italian, not Mexican, so I don't know. 1st grade

Do I have to write the 'e' after the 'r' on this paper (hor).   Kinder

If they don't say my name, I'll just go to the other class because I'm confused.  ------- 1st grade

"Ms. H, you're lucky."  " "why?"  "I can't really explain it." 1st grade

I didn't call him bad name, I called him a ……….. Marker …..or……. Mrick. Yeah, I called him a mrick. Its like a stick. 1st grade

I'm not afraid of breaking a bone, because I've tried 92 times and I can't break one. 4th grader

If "2012" (referencing the movie) happens, I will not panic. The worse that we can get is the poles changing. 4th grade

The brain just doesn't cooperate at 3:15. 1st grade

When we leave, you are going to go into your secret lair? --- 4th grade

I decided not to use red because I wanted something more exciting. I used violet red. 2nd grade

 Me: "What are you going to draw so I know it’s a zombie?"    2nd grader: "torn up shirts" --2nd grade

I find sparkles to be overrated. 7th grade

I'll never forget you, no matter how hard I try-4th grade

Hippy is part genie and part hobo-2nd grader

This song is so old, it's like 2008. ------ 4th grade