She was in a lot of pain because her amensia wore off. 4th grade

I can erase it because I did it in pencil. 1st grade

Do you like my coloring style?  Kinder

Just like uno, you know, one.  2nd grade

That's not a good spot to draw his hole.  2nd grade

Those cut up shirts make no sense. Why cut up a shirt and tie it back together.  3rd grade

I just got poked in the eye………..by myself.

Kinder

I haven't been to the moon yet.    Kinder

If they don't say my name, I'll just go to the other class because I'm confused.  1st grade

I like sharpening pencils with a manual sharpener. It's like a hobby of mine. 4th grade

I don't have time to draw shadows, 4th grade

"Why is it all quiet in here?"  " I don't know, it's awkward." 4th grade

A student waited in line to talk to me today, when she gets to the front she says, " I just need a hug." Kinder

Why don't you go play?   I'm not playful. Kinder

I'm making leprachaun ears. Kinder

I've never met a leprechaun. Kinder

You said it wasn't going to be fun, but this is way more boring than boring. 4th grade

After explaining about leap year, " I thought Obama was going to take care of that." 4th grade

My name isn't dude. 1st grade

I never want to get out of school. 1st grade

First grade boy: April the 26th I'm gonna have a baby.  1st grade

He was talking smack about smack. 2nd grade

Can I go to the bathroom. Yes. He stops at the door. "oh no, teenagers" " can you make it?" " I don't know."  1st grade

Can you help me? I don't know how to color over here. Kinder

I will put clothes on when I get my calender. 3rd grade

Who painted the Mona Lisa? Mozart or Leonardo de Frenchie? 2nd grade

I think your calender is off date. 1st grade

You did a good job today. 3rd grade

What is it? A piece of meat. What do you call it? The Meat of Thanksgiving. 2nd grade

Do you live in there (storage room) ? Because you have a mini fridge, a tie and a hanger. 4th grade

You can't take a nap, you have to teach. Kinder