35 minutes to clean up time. That's only one tv show.   3rd grade

It's orginal. Not really orginal. It's mythical.     1st grade

My sister has a twin sized bed, but you can't really put twins in there. 2nd grade

Did you  know that hamsters are neck ternal?  4th grade

Do you have duct tape? I might need that for my mouth today.     2nd grade

Mantees migrate, but they don't have migraines.   2nd grade

That's extra hair on it. Kinder

Apparently, my brain wasn't awake. 1st grade

My mom has new ladies in the club. 2nd grade 

My date with Jessie. Who is Jessie? A girl. Is Jessie your girlfriend? Yes (turns bright red). How old is she? 18.   Kinder

Did you have a good day? I think so. When will you know for sure? Tomorrow, so I can compare it. 1st grade

You can't see the smudges on my face because I'm carmel. 4th grade

Ms. H, I'm fascinated by you.   2nd grade 

Where's the enter button (making a phone call).   4th grade

Is there any Sir Lean? Cerulean? Yeah, it’s a kind of blue. Kinder

This smells like man cologne.   Kinder

I have artsets, sharpeners, oil pastels, crayons and that’s about it. I used to have sticky pads, but they fell out of the case. 2nd grade

Johnny said a bad word. Is Golly Cheeseits a bad word? Kinder

How do I know it's Mexico? It's raining pizza. It rains pizza in Mexico? Yes. 1st grade

I eat paper. 2nd grade

I'm a good dribbler. I've been practicing at recess for years. Kinder

Baluga.   2nd grade

It was like one of those pictures from the old days. Black and white. 3rd grade

If I was drawing you, it would be funny because you have elf ears.   2nd grade

I have scissors just like that except mine are blue and sparkly. Want to trade for the day? 2nd grade

I like this one because it looks like a mugshot.   2nd grade

Can I put a goatie on my picture? 2nd grade

I'm a lot more Irish than I am Indian. I'm mostly Irish, well I'm mostly German.   2nd grade

Suzie said an inappropriate word. What did she say?   Butt.   1st grade

When do you get intensed out? 4th grade

"I lost a tooth"  "How much did you get?"  " 9 dollars, it was my sweet tooth." 4th grade

I like war. War is fun.   2nd grade