It's just paint. It's faster than crayon. 1st grade

Hold it together, I can't. 2nd grade

How old are you? I think you're 20. 1st grade

This is a fun, hard project. 3rd grade

It's an extra long day today. kinder

I throw up in the trash at school and I throw up in the rocks, and I throw up outside the car. kinder

I used my favorite colors in it. Pretty colors. Kinder

It's hard to explain what jest means? 1st grade

Is a sinus headache when your eyeballs hurt? 4th grade

I have a good style on my face. Right now I don't want to ruin it. 1st grade

Oh, I don't want nothing on the fingers. 2nd grade

You know there is a boys and girls bathroom? 1st grade

What are we doing today? Painting the Mona Lisa? 2nd grade

Painterbrush, painterbrush, painterbrush. 2nd grade

Eat it now, it's life changing. 2nd grade

It would be much more nicer if you lied to me. 2nd grade

I'm painting red, then white because it makes pink. Kinder

I got to go wash myself. Kinder

I got fast shoes on. Kinder

I died, ok. Kinder

I got a Christmas present and his name is Percy. Kinder

If we get 2 google thumbs up, Mrs. Jackson will explode. Kinder

Teacher, I don't know your name. Kinder

Ready to chase the boys. Kinder

You can make us sit on the wall as long as you like. Kinder

A pencils a pencil, no matter how small. 2nd grade

Me: What color clothes are they wearing? Student: He's naked. Kinder

Can I be done because I done the whole thing? 1st grade

Do we write our real name? 2nd grade

Maybe when I go to Paris when I'm older, I'll bring you a painting. 2nd grade

It's the same place I put it last year. I love that place.  3rd grade

I'm glad my hair is growing back. It's not fun. I can't do anything with it. 3rd grade

4-D is when you can smell it. 4th grade

My goal is to do everything it takes to get smart. 3rd grade

Homework? Like, to take home? 3rd grade

Seriously, I don't know if I can do that. Kinder

After 6, I'm going to be 7. 1st grade

It got me all hydrated about saying a bad word! 1st grade

Does your arm still work? 1st grade

Who's Elvis? 3rd grade

I'm not a creepy stalker. 2nd grade

Obey the adult. 3rd grade

My mom doesn't want three rodents in the house. I'm kinda like a rodent. 3rd grade

Be good teacher, be good. Kinder

As a bonus, I put my last name too. 3rd grade

Can I do my ears, because I have ears. Kinder

Eat it now, it's life changing. 4th grade

My best friend isn't a boy or a girl. It's a goy. That's part boy part girl. 3rd grade

I don't want to play basketball when I grow up, I want to help animals. 2nd grade

This is not the way I come in here, usually. Kinder

Look Ms. H, its so pretty. 4th grade

I don't know how to read. Kinder

Mad Cow Disease is when you turn into a cow. 3rd grade

Where's the poetry? Kinder

Black is not a warm color or a cool color it’s a night color. Kinder

My teeth are going to fall out. 1st grade

My head feels big. Kinder

Kinder

Summer Vacation

Let's be honest. I haven't been updating the quotes for a little bit and it's not that I don't have quotes, but I just haven't gotten around to it. So rather than feel guilty about it, I've decided to take the summer off. I will resume cute adorable kids  quotes in the fall. Until then.

I want to use blue because Thomas the train is blue. She let's me do this. Kinder

I'm allergic to dead grass. 1st grade

I'm going to be a ninjarina for Halloween. It's kinda like a ballerina, but a ninja. Kinder

I can breathe through my eyeball.  3rd grade

How many eyes does your brother have?  Only two.  Kinder

I caught two 3rd grade girls kissing in my class today. When I asked them what they were doing, they said, just having fun and saying hello. 3rd grade

Oh my, that's a huge noggin. 2nd grade

We have to draw a picture, huh? 2nd grade

He is white if you take off his skin. 2nd grade

I color good because I'm special. Kinder

I licked my own scab. 3rd grade

Ms. H, that's kinda scary. 1st grade

I watched the movie "Titantic" and I would rather be on the Titantic than watch the movie again. 4th grade

This looks like two swords, but it's fluffy. 1st grade

Do some more shiny stuff. kinder

You have good artistic differences. 2nd grade

I'm gonna be a dead person for Halloween. Kinder

Ms. H, I made it pokey. 3rd grade

I've got the hiccups and a cough all at the same time. 2nd grade

How done does it have to be? 2nd grade

I'll do it if you go away. Kinder

I can tell your brains have a lot of value. 3rd grader

I can't move my backpack. 2nd grader

Student: I fell off. Me:You fell what? Student: I fell off the ground. Kinder

That would be kinda colorish. Kinder

Seriously, do you have to teach me this. Kinder

I like adding things to mine, it makes it more complicated. Kinder

My cousin works for Walgreens so I get it for free.  4th grade

I could say it but I would mess it up 3 or 4 times. 2nd grade

I pacifically want that doll for Christmas. 1st grade

Can you take it easy on me today because I have an owie. 1st grade

She was in a lot of pain because her amensia wore off. 4th grade

I can erase it because I did it in pencil. 1st grade

Do you like my coloring style?  Kinder

Just like uno, you know, one.  2nd grade

That's not a good spot to draw his hole.  2nd grade

Those cut up shirts make no sense. Why cut up a shirt and tie it back together.  3rd grade

I just got poked in the eye………..by myself.

Kinder

I haven't been to the moon yet.    Kinder

If they don't say my name, I'll just go to the other class because I'm confused.  1st grade

I like sharpening pencils with a manual sharpener. It's like a hobby of mine. 4th grade

I don't have time to draw shadows, 4th grade

"Why is it all quiet in here?"  " I don't know, it's awkward." 4th grade

A student waited in line to talk to me today, when she gets to the front she says, " I just need a hug." Kinder

Why don't you go play?   I'm not playful. Kinder

I'm making leprachaun ears. Kinder

I've never met a leprechaun. Kinder

You said it wasn't going to be fun, but this is way more boring than boring. 4th grade

After explaining about leap year, " I thought Obama was going to take care of that." 4th grade

My name isn't dude. 1st grade

I never want to get out of school. 1st grade

First grade boy: April the 26th I'm gonna have a baby.  1st grade

He was talking smack about smack. 2nd grade

Can I go to the bathroom. Yes. He stops at the door. "oh no, teenagers" " can you make it?" " I don't know."  1st grade

Can you help me? I don't know how to color over here. Kinder

I will put clothes on when I get my calender. 3rd grade

Who painted the Mona Lisa? Mozart or Leonardo de Frenchie? 2nd grade

I think your calender is off date. 1st grade

You did a good job today. 3rd grade

What is it? A piece of meat. What do you call it? The Meat of Thanksgiving. 2nd grade

Do you live in there (storage room) ? Because you have a mini fridge, a tie and a hanger. 4th grade

You can't take a nap, you have to teach. Kinder

Can we answer the question or is it a historical question? 4th grade

We are going to taunt you until you change the channel. 4th grade

I'm not a bully, I'm the nice kid. 4th grade

Was your grandpa in a war? Yeah, I don't know what what. Our war. Well my grandpa was in WWII. 4th grade

I can't really work with this red, it's too small to concentrate with. 1st grade

I'm doing the scary stuff first. Kinder

I want to be done now, I'm sweaty. Kinder

I don't think being the leader is that fun. 4th grade

I had a weekend full of Thanksgiving pleasure. 4th grade

Regular white paint has a shark in it. 1st grade

How do you spell Jasper Johns? Why? He made the Mona Lisa. 1st grade

I have banana pants. Kinder

Are you fixing that thing? No. 1st grade

I daydream in art and sleep in music. 2nd grade

How are you doing? Good, maybe great, awesome. 3rd grade

I gotta get my brain scanner. 3rd grader

I'm gonna grow my hair out into a mullet. 3rd grade

After explaining the assignment for the day,  "I don't know how I feel about that." Kinder

I know who Albert Einstein is, He made Batman and Superman. He made DC, didn't you know?  2nd grade

During lunch my head and stomach hurt and now it's my pinkie too!! 2nd grade

They are in a nursing home because they are seniors, but not the high school kind. 1st grade

A  third grader comes and looks at what I'm working on and says "that's what I was going to do first. I changed my mind"

Of course Ms. H has popsicle sticks. She has everything…..except an xbox360. 2nd grade

Know what I'm gonna do now? A list of cool stuff. 1st grade

Once I grow up I probably won't have the gush. (in response to valentine's day).   2nd grade

"Do you think it needs a little more color?....... No, I think it perfect".   1st grade

Not this last storm, the tornado snow storm.     1st grade

You could out mean a lion. You could out mean a sumo wrestler.   3rd grade

A kid asked to go to the bathroom. A minute later he comes back and says "I can't go out there, there are aliens out there" referring to the 8th graders.  1st grade

35 minutes to clean up time. That's only one tv show.   3rd grade

It's orginal. Not really orginal. It's mythical.     1st grade

My sister has a twin sized bed, but you can't really put twins in there. 2nd grade

Did you  know that hamsters are neck ternal?  4th grade

Do you have duct tape? I might need that for my mouth today.     2nd grade

Mantees migrate, but they don't have migraines.   2nd grade

That's extra hair on it. Kinder

Apparently, my brain wasn't awake. 1st grade

My mom has new ladies in the club. 2nd grade 

My date with Jessie. Who is Jessie? A girl. Is Jessie your girlfriend? Yes (turns bright red). How old is she? 18.   Kinder

Did you have a good day? I think so. When will you know for sure? Tomorrow, so I can compare it. 1st grade

You can't see the smudges on my face because I'm carmel. 4th grade

Ms. H, I'm fascinated by you.   2nd grade 

Where's the enter button (making a phone call).   4th grade

Is there any Sir Lean? Cerulean? Yeah, it’s a kind of blue. Kinder

This smells like man cologne.   Kinder

I have artsets, sharpeners, oil pastels, crayons and that’s about it. I used to have sticky pads, but they fell out of the case. 2nd grade

Johnny said a bad word. Is Golly Cheeseits a bad word? Kinder

How do I know it's Mexico? It's raining pizza. It rains pizza in Mexico? Yes. 1st grade

I eat paper. 2nd grade

I'm a good dribbler. I've been practicing at recess for years. Kinder

Baluga.   2nd grade

It was like one of those pictures from the old days. Black and white. 3rd grade

If I was drawing you, it would be funny because you have elf ears.   2nd grade

I have scissors just like that except mine are blue and sparkly. Want to trade for the day? 2nd grade

I like this one because it looks like a mugshot.   2nd grade

Can I put a goatie on my picture? 2nd grade

I'm a lot more Irish than I am Indian. I'm mostly Irish, well I'm mostly German.   2nd grade

Suzie said an inappropriate word. What did she say?   Butt.   1st grade

When do you get intensed out? 4th grade

"I lost a tooth"  "How much did you get?"  " 9 dollars, it was my sweet tooth." 4th grade

I like war. War is fun.   2nd grade