Saturday, December 31, 2011

Ms. H, you're a great artist. No wonder why you're an art teacher.   1st grade

Friday, December 30, 2011

Wow, your knee is worse than mine……It might be because you're old….Not that I'm calling you old, but……You might not understand.   1st grade

Thursday, December 29, 2011

I haven't started yet. I just got the paper. How do you draw a chihuahua? 2nd grade

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

For 2 dollars I'll bodyguard you for 3 days.   4th grade

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

You're the nicest and the freakist teacher.   3rd grade

Monday, December 26, 2011

My partner is so slow at getting going, my grandma can put on her skinny jeans faster than her. 2nd grade

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Friday, December 23, 2011

Ms. H, can we do 3D? Can I do homework in 3D? 2nd grade

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

I'm trying to make my drawings better. I changed crap to dog poop. 4th grade

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I'm one of 6 or 8 not done, so minus 1 equals 6 or inbetween 6.   2nd grade

Monday, December 19, 2011

I don't know how you tell the difference between me and Junior. We look alike.   1st grade

Sunday, December 18, 2011

I love green chile, especially when it's red.   1st grade
I don't know how you tell the difference between me and Junior. We look alike.  ------   1st grade

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Is an NP (not proficient)  for an overall grade is spanish passing? 3rd grader

Friday, December 16, 2011

This song is so old, it's like 2008. -----   4th grade

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Student: I'll draw you a picture next year or the year after.
Me: Why not this year?
Student: I'm too busy. -------   2nd grade

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Female student:   I stroke my beard when I try to think. --- 1st grade

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I want to see the mastermind at work.-------   2nd grade

Monday, December 12, 2011

Student 1: Is 9th grade college? 
Student 2: Yes----  2nd grade

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Me: "did you get a haircut?"
 1st grader: "no"
  Me: "oh, so you just spiked up your hair today?"
  1st grader: "Well, actually, my sweat did that" -----1st grade

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Friday, December 9, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

I'm gonna color stripes here………Does the sky have stripes?..........Nevermind. 2nd grade

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

We have a substitute that might be clueless because she's not doing a very good job. 2nd grade

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Blueberry pancakes: 1 blueberry and 2 cups of sugar. 1st grade

Friday, December 2, 2011

It's not a friendly place for a Mexican in France. 2nd grade

Thursday, December 1, 2011